I will forever think of that scene in Pretty In Pink where ducky lip syncs & dances to this in the record shop.
there’s a bigger sea for a girl like me.
Omg omg omg omg love love love
American Horror Story: Asylum Twerk Team
oh my fucking god
why does this work
this is wonderful.
I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
opie winston, for anons.
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Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just imagine a Cosmo reader whipping out a donut seductively and her boyfriend looking at her in sheer horror